Saturday, June 18, 2011

An Unexpected Bath

Barney here.....

You know, I dont't mind a good bath. Actually I like the attention and to get my face blow dryed is truly heaven on earth for me. Like a spa day...yes indeed. But on Thursday morning, there was lots of hustle and bustle. Everyone was getting up early and heading out. Dad was going somewhere and Mom and Brianna were going too. I wanted to feel special as well because I didn't see my leash or harness out so it was plain for anyone to see I wasn't invited on their field trip. So, in an effort to find new enjoyment for myself, I decided what fun it would be to wallow around in one of my counsins poop. It pleased me wonderfully but I am not sure it was quite the fashion statement I was going for with my white fur. My Dad was aghast and called for my Mom. She came running in her white sandals, white slacks and fresh top, hair just right and jewelry and scooped me up. This was 7:23AM and they were leaving for their field trip at 7:30AM. Dad stayed out on the patio and overlooked the pool, finishing his last bit of morning coffee...pondering the trouble I was in and shaking his head. Mom however, had to roll up her sleeves, throw me in the utility sink, find some shampoo and give me a bath. Well, it wasn't the best I had I can tell you that. But it was good enough and wow, my Mom is fast. It was 7:28 AM and I was towel dryed and my face got :30 seconds of blow drying. And they were off....on time. My Mom kissed me and said to be a good boy and I was...after that!!!

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