A Message From Barney

A Public Service Message From Sir Barnabus of Fairmont.....

I am so depressed. I have never seen such rain. The weatherman said it is a tropical thing off the coast and we have already had about 5 inches of it today alone. And then the weatherman dropped the bomb....we will have another 36 hours of it. Poor Brianna's Pool Birthday Party will have to be brought indoors tomorrow night. I haven't been able to lie in the sun in days and I ache all over. Mom and Dad are going off, running errands but they won't take me. I have no life anymore. Woe is me.

I got into a scramble with Brutus the other night. He took the hedgehog toy of his that I was playing with. I mean he just snatched it out of my paws and ran. So I chased him and almost caught him. I made mean angry noises and my Mom came running. She said she never heard me so angry before. I had to go to my bedroom also known as the main dining room, sleep station and now the "time out" room to chill and think about learning to play nice with others. I am done. I am over it. I want to go riding in the car again and eat french fries. I want to go off and explore and my mood won't change until I get my way.....As Peggy Lee once said....."is that all there is"....I need a treat, a bath, a new toy..something...maybe just some retail therapy would help..a little stroll through PetSmart...anything. 
                                                   Signed......Desperate, Depressed and Distressed in Florida